samedi, décembre 13, 2008

Hilarious ...

Excerpt from this site :

"Our sophisticated proprietary automation and unparalleled client service delivers an enhanced execution that is virtually unmatched in our industry"

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One of the critical ingredients in creating the added value..."

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The firm uses a variety of futures, options, and other instruments to hedge its positions and limit its risks"

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...these highly prudent risk management policies protect the interests of clients as well."

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the firm can customize client reports and deliver them electronically in whatever format best meets the needs of clients"

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has one of the most sophisticated disaster recovery facilities found anywhere in the securities industry"

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maintains a fully equipped and staffed facility located near LaGuardia Airport" (With a plane ready to fly away ?)

And, best of the best :

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The owner's name is on the door"

"Bernard Madoff has a personal interest in maintaining the unblemished record of value, fair-dealing, and high ethical standards that has always been the firm's hallmark".